Lindsay Lohan Fails Again

Lindsay Lohan’s probation has been revoked (surprise!), because she didn’t do what she was supposed to (community service and visits with her therapist). She was handcuffed and released on bail.

At this point, her criminal history is seriously confusing. She’s still dealing with the consequences of her two DUIs from 2007. On top of that, her community service requirement relates to her theft of a necklace in February. Can’t she just go into seclusion for a year, not party, and just rest?

Prediction: There won’t be a comeback for LiLo.

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Taylor Armstrong is Dating Matt Nordgren

Rumor has it that Beverly Hills Housewife Taylor Armstrong is dating Matt Nordgren from Most Eligible Dallas. It can’t be! Anyone who has watched Most Eligible Dallas has been rooting for best friends Matt and Courtney to have a fairytale ending. Our hopes have been dashed (despite their kiss on Monday’s finale episode).

Only time will tell if Taylor and Matt go public.

Source: Radar Online

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Ashton Kutcher and January Jones Have a Baby?

Could the driving force behind Ashton and Demi’s marriage turmoil be an out-of-wedlock baby and not his hot tub rendezvous with Sara Leal? A blind item suggests that he may be the father of January Jones’ son. The actress has kept the identity of her son’s father a closely guarded secret, which has garnered a lot of speculation.

The blind item fits, because it seems like an affair wouldn’t be enough to break up Demi and Ashton. There have always been rumours that they have an open marriage and he has had publicized trysts before.

Source: Blind Gossip

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